Note to SYTYCD

The judges of So You Think You Can Dance (SYTYCD) are always talking about whether the contestants can take notes (direction) from their choreographers and from the judges.

So I have a little note to give the producers:

No More Bollywood.

Period.

The only way I want to ever see Bollywood on my TV again is if Maks Chmerkovskiy is dancing it, alone, and NAKED. Well, he can wear those little finger cymbal things, if necessary.

So, hurray for my TIVO and the fast forward - I can roll right past all that Bollywood nonsense, and hurray for my TIVO and its slow-mo and pause buttons, 'cause those will definitely come in handy when Maks does TNB (Totaly Naked Bollywood).