Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Ah'm not pissed, y'all - really, Ah'm not!

OK - I am still laughing out loud (lol) at what just happened in my shop:

This LOL (little old lady) just came in, with a necklace in her hand, and asked me to make a pair of earrings to match it.


And then she very calmly stated, "and Ah'm not pissed."

Well, OK then. She is a frequent customer here, and I am frantically trying to figure out what I could possibly have done the last time she was in, to piss her off.

So I looked at her LOF (little old face) and repeated, "and you're not pissed?"

And she said, "No, Ah'm not pissed."

So now I am totally confused, and she sees in on my face, and she says, tugging on her left ear lobe, "peah'ced, Ah'm not peah'ced - did you think I said ppp..... why, Honey, Ah don't even use that word!"

And then we both laughed, and laughed - at least she had a sense of humor about it!

6 comments:

The Artistic Blogger said...

Oh my gosh---that is the funniest thing ever! Thanks for giving me a good laugh tonight!

Sweet Freedom said...

Thanks, Artistic - I still lol everytime I think about this sweet lady and her face when she thought I thought she said "pissed".

Priceless.

Carol Dean Sharpe said...

What a great story! Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning :D

Sweet Freedom said...

my pleasure, CD - long time no see!

Celeste Jean said...

hee hee he

livingglassart said...

Haha--that's so cute. I love little old ladies.