I picked up 5 MegaMillions tickets and 5 PowerBall tickets this morning on the way to work. According to a large number of sources (which I will not cite here) I have a better chance of being struck by lightning than I do of winning the lottery.
Well ... tell it to Lady Liberty. I'm pretty sure* I purchased the winning ticket. So don't even bother buying any for yourself! Save your money!
*as in, not sure at all.
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